I just remembered something during training.

Yanlin was getting horny after eating the boob chocolate.

In fact, she was getting so turned on, she started to sing horny songs.

Something along the lines of:

If I were a carpenter's son,
If I were to marry,
I would marry a carpenter's daughter.

Cos she can screw,
And I can screw,
We can screw together.

All day long,
All night long,
Screwing one another.

Something along that line, I forgot. I shall dilligently learn from her, and then I can sing the song successfully.

Then I can go teach Azalea, my fellow sick disciple, and it would be so fun!

Someone remind me to learn the song from Yanlin, else I'd forget.

And my toenails are turning purple. I think I got a serious bruise from doing all those stupid releves.