I decided to upload the results of a test that I took, which is very disturbing.

Your Brain is Orange

Of all the brain types, yours is the quickest. You are usually thinking a mile a minute, and you could be thinking about anything at all. Your thoughts are often scattered and random - but they're also a lot of fun! You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about esoteric subjects, the meaning of life, and pop culture.

Yuck. I thought my brain was red.

There's a 48% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

Maybe you've really been abducted by aliens... but probably not. Let's face it. You're just a little weirder than most people.

I have blue blood.

What Michelle Means

M is for Mysterious I is for Insane C is for Cheeky H is for Helpful E is for Extreme L is for Likeable L is for Luscious E is for Earthy

I sound like a Martian.

You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!"

Also equally scary.

So according to all those tests, I conclude officially that I am not human.

Yikes. See what I mean when I say that I don't know myself properly?