Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that my parents are turning exceedingly "organic" these few days? Its like:

"Oh - LOOK! This is organic cereal!"
"OH wow! Let's buy it!!"

Yes, organics. Not that I disapprove, I fully approve of their sudden passion to be so healthy, but really..

I want to turn Vegetarian, not just because I love animals, but also because I hate plants.

No really. Plants are green and disgusting. I'd rather ingest them then let them grow all over the globe.

I hate sesame seeds. Vile little yellow stuffs, they are. With a rather strong smell too. Yikes.