Saturday, 22 September 2007 Y 22:00

I just sent Elizabeth some compo notes so that it would help her. Good luck Elizabeth! And try not to read too much of what I wrote, because they suck and they won't help you. It wasn't well recieved in Crescent, so imagine what it would do to Nanyang! I think the paragraph I sent you scored 20/30. If I'm not wrong.

And I also sent Elizabeth this. Its the most fantabulous thing I've ever written. Its like a biography. And its true. And Michellina has her own version, so.. Hurh. Her version's the fake one, by the way.

The Story:

"Once upon a time, there was this girl who lived in a beautiful town. Her name was Michelle.

Everyday, she went to school to study, as every other NORMAL kid in the town. She was every teacher's pet. When they talked in the staff-room they only spoke of her good points and praised her.

Michelle had a classmate in school named Michellina. Michellina was an exact 180 degrees to Michelle. Michelle was everything GOOD Michellina was not. Michelle was smart and pretty. Michellina was dumb and ugly.

Michelle consistently paid attention in class and answered questions confidently. She was popular. She even knew the teachers well on a first-name basis. Michellina never paid attention in class. She shrugged and pouted whenever she had to answer any questions. She was so scared to face the world and was so cowardly.

Soon, their classmates grew so bored that they stopped asking her questions altogether. The teachers in class never even knew Michellina EXISTED.

Michelle was extremely hygienic and brushed her teeth after every meal. Michellina still had gravy stains on her shirt and her fingers, even after recess, as she never bothered to wash her hands.

Michelle ate healthy food like sushi, and occasional food like German sausages and Sauerkraut. Michellina ate Chicken Hor Fun and drank gallons and gallons of diluted Milo everyday.

And one day, there came the fateful day when they met in the toilet. Michellina has always adored Michelle. Michelle was her idol. when Michellina had finally seen her idol face-to-face, she fainted. Michelle got so panicky that she got a teacher and they sent Michellina off to a hospital.

Michellina was so touched that she cried and Michelle was so bewildered. Michellina then confessed all her feelings about Michelle to her. Michelle then became good friends with Michellina. Michelle motivated Michellina to start studying. She was so kind that she even tutored Michellina for free.

However, Michellina never beat Michelle as Michelle was far far smarter than Michellina. They then lived happily ever after."


Yay. What a wonderful world. After EOYs, I feel like getting Michellina out and enact a play with her on this great plot. Cool.