Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
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Its an unbelievable phenomenon.

Michelle's actually starting on her Holiday Homework!

But only the maths. Like, E-Math and A-Math.

Why?

Because I made a promise to myself to work extremely hard for math. Especially for math. I swear I'm gonna pay attention in all classes next year - and I know that I can do it damn well, as well as stop going online maybe 2 or 3 months before O levels, except when I'm forced to do so - like some useful material on MLG, or whatnot.

And I also swear that I must get at least a B3 for all my math tests - especially my math, but since it sucks now, the grade is B3 instead of A1 - and I have to know plots of model essays and know verbs and what vocabulary to use, as well as aim for at least a B4 in each of my essays. Essays meaning - The English ones, the Chinese ones, the Literature ones, the Social Studies ones. Not the sciences ones.

And I swear that I will seriously study next year. I'll be a nerd, but I won't care. TYS-ing every single day as though I've got nothing better to do, but there's no other way out. And I'll only be allowed 30 minutes on the computer - meaning online - 6 months before O Levels.

And I'll be banned from ELDDS, so there's no bloody excuse for me to not pay attention to studying. I absolutely have to score for Prelims.

And I swear I'm gonna eat up my Geography textbook if I have to, and I'm gonna make sure I can hit the proper keywords and points and know everything in Geography as though I grew up in the midst of a volcano.

Gonna speak Mandarin from now on, whenever possible. Reading Chinese material whenever possible. And I'll select appropriate words to describe appropriate situations. My language has to be strong, so hopefully I can count Chinese in my L1R5.

And I seriously have got to study, I have to get serious.

Damn Sec 4.
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