Women's Ads

Some Ads in the Personals
Can be really quite deceptive
And the reader is more often
Required to be perceptive
When searching these ads
For some feminine company
Its hard to chose the perfect date
From a list of so many
For example if she claims
To be in a Reubenesque state
Doesn’t mean she’s an oil painting
Just simply overweight
Beware when she claims
To be an Open-minded person
Because open mindedness
Denotes a certain Desperation
Seeking “Friendship First”
Does not exclude any smut
Its just that she want’s to
Live down her reputation as a slut
If she is twee or of an
Old-fashioned disposition
Mean’s that she only does it
In the missionary position
Its possible she’ll mention
Her Contagious Smile maybe
But what this really means
Is she does a lot of Ecstasy
If she says that she is calm
And is emotionally secure
Means she is either a drunk
Or on Medication for sure
If she suggests that she
Has lived life in a sociable way
Means she’s been passed around
Like an hors d'oeuvres tray
If she says she’s Athletic inclined
And claims to be out going
Means she is flat chested
Loud and quite embarrassing
And if she says she’s forty-ish
And would like a romantic night
Means she’s in her fifties
And Looks better by candle light

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved
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Hyeon: I removed your last tag for a reason, cos you were probably gonna get me killed. Shall tell you on Tuesday why.
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Spiderman 3 yesterday. I got it because I liked the poster.



Turns out - I kinda like the movie too. The best scene was the one at the church. I'm not Christian nor Catholic, and unlike Hyeon, I'm not an atheist too. Basically, I'm what everyone calls a free-thinker. So, yes. Free.

But still, the church scene was the absolute best. Alot of themes were presented in that scene, and I liked it alot. Religion, beliefs. Good and evil.

See - Spiderman was in black - his evil and dark costume, and he was sitting outside the church on the towers of the church and he was in regret for hurting Mary-Jane, whom I find explicitly ugly. No, seriously. But anyway, he went into the church, seeking good. And the other idiot went to the same church, seeking evil. And guess what? They both got what they wanted.

But yes, purification of the soul. I loved that scene.
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Hollywood's hottest stars under 25.

What the. Keira Knightley - good. Daniel Radcliffe!?!



Well, yeah. He sure looks hot in here. HURH.
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Job attachment. Hurh. I seriously planned on going for the Image Consultant thingum. But the deadline for handing in the form thing was yesterday, and hence – I missed it. And as Guin was telling me, the interview itself was on Tuesday, and there was no school on Monday, hence, I am not going for a Holiday job.

But seriously, I wonder what would have happened if I were to be selected to be some Image Consultant. I pity whomever I'm consulting. But still - I don't actually think they'll let students be the consultants itself.

But still. Whenever I think Image Consultant, Ugly Betty. I wonder why.



But really, America Ferrara is not at all any time ugly. She rules - she's a phenomenal woman.
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Debate camp in December - WHOO! Aleena, are you going? Kiren, are you going? Aysha, are you going? Annie, are you going? Aditi, are you going? Anyone, are you people going?

13th - 16th December.

ACS! Near Newton MRT - hahah.
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Hong Kong for me from 1st December to 6th December! Hello Hong Kong!

I can't speak Cantonese. Someone teach me cantonese! Since Eunice finds me utterly horrible at Cantonese - she said I speak like someone from a province. I kinda forgot to ask her if it was a compliment or an insult.

But seriously, my cantonese rocks. I can say at least 15 different Cantonese words. Hah. Beat that.

I'm quite sure you can.
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I rented Secret. Cos everyone's telling me its good.

I liked the pick-up line on the cover, so I rented it.

"能遇见你，已经不可思议了。"

But not some other pick-up line that Helmie told me he liked. Which was something like: Do you know why I play the piano with one hand? So that I can hold your hand with the other.

I told Helmie that if anyone said that, they had to be utter losers.
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"I realise we're both very similar."

"Yes, its rather disturbing, isn't it?"

"Supposedly."

"For you, its an honour."

"For you, its an insult."

"Yes, this is where we both go our seperate ways."

"But we're not at all that seperate, are we?"

"No, I don't suppose so."

"Well, at least I don't hide my feelings, unlike you."

"If it doesn't do anyone good, but instead does everyone harm, why shouldn't I hide it?"

"Let your emotions go, that's what you told me."

"I hate rebutting what I say."

"Because it just means that you've put up a weak argument earlier?"

"Oh, shut up."

"You're hopelessly dramatic."

"I'm going off, she's watching."
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